What’s going on? ~ Ekta Kapoor ishtyle

There was some problem at Bloggers yesterday due to which I kept losing the comments for my post “It is all about money, honey”. But as I have email notification “ON” I got all the comments and I have reposted the comments. [Do check out]
Past few days there has been some serious discussion on my blog and hence an serious mood so here is something on the lighter side …

How would Ekta Kapoor present the Blogger server problem that I found out? Now, as Ekta Kapoor has not produced any English serial [as per my little knowledge] the rest of the post [dialogues] would be in Hindi.

Scene – Artis’ room
Time – 1:20 am [don't rub your eyes, you read it right ... am]

Arti is typing an article that has just popped out of her head… As she finishes typing she presses the publish icon in Msword. The article being published, now Arti logins at Blogger to do some editing. She uploads a banner designed by Janice and edits the template. She creates a link for her poem post ~ Appreciation and then republishes her blog, takes a back up and shuts down the pc and goes to bed.

Next scene – Typical Ekta Kapoor sunrise ~ birds chirping, two-three boats floating in water [obviously] and the sun [of course!] and then Artis’ room [which is actually very far from such an scenery]
Time – Long time after sunrise [won't tell the time, izzat ka sawaal hai... Ekta Kapoor ki nahi, meri]

After brushing her teeth [complete set] Arti comes to her room with a mug of coffee and sits on her desk [chair actually] and starts her pc and connects to net and opens her blog. She sees that there are two comments on her recent post. She opens the comment page and finds that there is only one comment. She opens Incredimail and finds that there is email notification of two comments. There is worried look on Artis’ face. Then Incredimail tells her that there is one more comment, she checks blog … Oh no! No comment seen! She puts both her hands on her cheeks and screams, “Hey Bhagwan! Yeh kya ho raha hai?“

All of a sudden there is a lightning [yes, inside the house, Ekta Kapoor is capable of doing that] and a figure dressed in dark brown [because I don't wear black] walks out of Artis’ body and stands on her left -

Original Arti <OA> – Tum? Kaun ho tum?
Bad Arti <BA> – [bad part of you always wear dark clothes according to Ekta kapoor] Main tumhari antaratma hu.
OA – Kya chahti ho tum?
BA – Jawab!
OA – Kaisa jawab?
BA – Kya karr diya tumne? Kisne kaha tha template se khilwad karne?
OA – [with tears in here eyes, thanks to glycerin] Parr maine to aisa kuch bhi nahi kiya. Template to hamesha edit karti hu, kuch nahi hota…
BA – [angry tone] Parr aaj hua na!

All of a sudden there is 2nd lightning [again inside the house] and another figure clad in white walks out of Arti [this is obviously the good one] and stands on her right side <GA>
GA 2 BA – Kyun daant rahi ho useh. Ismein uski koi galati nahi. Zaroor yeh kisiki saazish hai
BA 2 GA [laughing loudly] – Lo sunlo. Ek to isne galati ki aur tum hoke bahane bana rahi ho.
OA 2 both – Ek min, mere paas ek idea hai, saying so OA types Neetikas’ blog address and presses enter, then she leaves a comment to see whether it gets deleted too. No! It does not…
BA – Dekha! Neetika ka blog theek hai kyunki woh template se khilwad nahi karti [apt title for this play as it starts with k ~ "Kyunki woh template se khilwad nahi karti"]
GA – To ismein Arti ki kya galati hai? Isne dekho apna blog kitna accha banaya hai
BA – Aur ab sab vaat laga di hai
OA [screams] – Aaap dono chup karoge! Maine jo neetika ke blog pe comment kiya tha woh nahi raha, I mean delete ho gaya!
Both BA and GA look towards pc, stunned!
GA – Dekha! Maine kaha tha na, ismein Arti ki koi galati nahi! Blogger ki saazish hai
BA [biting her nails] – Mujhe ek kaam yaad aaya, main abhi aayi…
and she walks back inside OA. GA smiles at OA and walks inside too. Arti switches off her pc and walks out of her room.

The End.

Composed on cell at 2:45 am.
Arti D. Honrao